فصل 03

Chapter 3

LOG ENTRY: SOL 25

Remember those old math questions you had in Algebra class? Where water is entering a container at a certain rate and leaving at a

different rate and you need to figure out when it’l be empty? Wel, that concept is critical to the “Mark Watney doesn’t die” project I’m working on.

I need to create calories. And I need enough to last four years. I figure if I don’t get rescued by Ares 4, I’m dead anyway. So that’s my target: four years.

I have plenty of multivitamins; over double what I need. And there’s five times the minimum protein in each food pack, so careful

rationing of portions takes care of my protein needs for at least four years. My general nutrition is taken care of. I just need calories.

I need 1500 calories every day. I have 400 days of food to start off with. So how many calories do I need to generate per day along

the entire time period to stay alive for 1400 days total (the time til Ares 4 arrives)?

I’l spare you the math. The answer is a cool 1000. I need to create 1000 calories per day with my farming efforts to survive until Ares

4 gets here. Actualy, a little more than that, because it’s sol 25 right now and I haven’t actualy planted anything yet.

With my 62 square meters of farmland, I’l be able to create about 288 calories per day. I need to bring that up to 1000. I need four

times my current plan’s production to survive.

I need more surface area for farming, and I need water to hydrate the soil. So let’s take the problems one at a time.

How much farmland can I realy make?

There are 92 square meters in the Hab. Let’s say I could make use of al of it.

Also, there are five unused bunks. Let’s say I put soil in on them, too. They’re 2 square meters each, giving me 10 more square meters.

So we’re up to 102.

The Hab has three lab tables, each about 2 square meters. I want to keep one for my own use, leaving two for the cause. That’s

another four square meters, bringing the total to 106.

I have two Martian rovers. They have pressure seals, alowing the occupants to drive in ease, without spacesuits, as they spent long

periods traversing the surface. They’re too cramped to plant crops in, and I want to be able to drive them around anyway. But both rovers have an emergency pop-tent.

There are a lot of problems with using pop-tents as farmland, but they have 10 square meters of floor space each. Presuming I can

overcome the problems, they net me another 20 square meters, bringing my farmland up to 126.

126 square meters of farmable land. That’s something to work with. Not nearly enough water to moisten the soil, but like I said, one

thing at a time.

The next thing to consider is how efficient I can be in growing potatoes. I based my crop yield estimates on the potato industry back on Earth. But potato farmers aren’t in a desperate race for survival like I am. Can I get a better yield?

For starters, I can give attention to each individual plant. I can trim them and keep them healthy and not interfering with each other.

Also, as their flowering bodies breach the surface, I can replant them deeper, then plant younger plants above them. For normal potato

farmers, it’s not worth doing because they’re working with literaly milions of potato plants.

Also, this sort of farming annihilates the soil. Any farmer doing it would turn their land into a dust bowl within 12 years. It’s not

sustainable. But who gives a sh@t? I just need to survive four years.

I estimate I can get 50% higher yield by using these tactics. And with the 126 square meter farmland (just over double the 62 square

meters I have) it works out to be over 900 calories per day.

That’s real progress. I’d stil be in danger of starvation, but it gets me in the range of survival. I might be able to make it by nearly starving but not quite dying. I could reduce my caloric use by minimizing manual labor. I could set the temperature of the Hab higher than normal, meaning my body expends less energy keeping its temperature. I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overal caloric need.

No, not realy.

So let’s say I could clear up that much farmland. Seems reasonable. Where do I get the water? To go from 62 to 126 square meters of

farmland at 10cm deep, I’l need 6.4 more cubic meters of soil (more shoveling, whee!) and that’l need over 250 liters of water.

The 50L I have is for me to drink if the Water Reclaimer breaks. So I’m 250L short of my 250L goal.

Bleh. I’m going to bed.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 26

It was a back-breaking yet productive day.

I was sick of thinking, so instead of trying to figure out where I’l get 250L of water, I did some manual labor. I need to get a whole

assload more soil in to the Hab, even if it is dry and useless right now.

I got a cubic meter in before getting exhausted.

Then, a minor dust-storm dropped by for an hour and covered the solar colectors with crap. So I had to suit up again and do

another EVA. I was in a pissy mood the whole time. Sweeping off a huge field of solar cels is boring and physicaly demanding. But

once the job was done, I came back to my Little Hab on the Prairie.

It was about time for another dirt-doubling, so I figured I may as wel get it over with. It took an hour. One more doubling and the

usable soil wil al be good to go.

Also, I figured it was time to start up a seed crop. I’d doubled the soil enough that I could afford to leave a little corner of it alone. I had 12 potatoes to work with.

I am one lucky son-of-a-bit@h they aren’t freeze-dried or mulched. Why did NASA send 12 whole potatoes, refrigerated but not

frozen? And why send them along with us as in-pressure cargo rather than in a crate with the rest of the Hab supplies? Because

Thanksgiving was going to happen while we were doing surface operations, and NASA’s shrinks thought it would be good to make a meal

together. Not just to eat it, but to actualy prepare it. There’s probably some logic to that, but who cares?

I cut each potato in to 4 pieces, making sure each piece had at least 2 eyes. The eyes are where they sprout from. I let them sit for a

few hours to harden a bit, then planted them, wel spaced apart, in the corner. God speed, little taters. My life depends on you.

Normaly, it takes 90 days to yield ful sized potatoes. But I can’t wait that long. I’l need to cut up al the potatoes from this crop to

seed the rest of the field.

By setting the Hab temperature to a balmy 25.5C, the plants wil grow quicker. Also, the internal lights wil provide plenty of “sunlight”

and I’l make sure they get lots of water (once I figure out where to get water). There wil be no foul weather, or any parasites to hassle them, or any weeds to compete with for soil or nutrients. With al this going for them, they should yield healthy, sproutable tubers within 40

days.

I figured that was enough being Farmer Mark for one day.

A ful meal for dinner. I’d earned it. Plus, I’d burned a ton of calories and I wanted them back.

I rifled through Commander Lewis’s stuff until I found her personal data-stick. Everyone got to bring whatever digital entertainment

they wanted, and I was tired of listening to Johanssen’s Beatles Albums for now. Time to see what Lewis had.

Crappy TV shows. That’s what she had. Countless entire runs of TV shows from forever ago.

Wel. Beggars can’t be choosers. “Three’s Company” it is.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 29

Over the last few days, I got al the dirt in that I’d need. I prepped the tables and bunks for holding the weight of soil, and even put the dirt in place. There’s stil no water to make it viable, but I have some ideas. Realy bad ideas, but they’re ideas.

Today’s big accomplishment was setting up the pop-tents.

The problem with the rovers’ pop-tents is they weren’t designed for frequent use.

The idea was you’d throw out a pop-tent, get in, and wait for rescue. The airlock is nothing more than valves and two doors. Equalize

the airlock with your side of it, get in. equalize with the other side, get out. This means you lose a lot of air each use. And I’l need to get in there at least once a day. The total volume of each pop tent is pretty low, so I can’t afford to lose air from it.

I spent hours trying to figure out how to attach a pop-tent airlock to a Hab airlock. I have three airlocks in the Hab. I’d be wiling to dedicate two to pop-tents. That would have been awesome.

The frustrating part is pop-tent airlocks can attach to other airlocks! You might have injured people in there, or not enough space

suits. You need to be able to get people out without exposing them to the Martian atmosphere.

But the pop-tents were designed for your crewmates to come rescue you in a rover. The airlocks on the Hab are much larger and

completely different than the airlocks on the rovers. When you think about it, there’s realy no reason to attach a pop-tent to the Hab.

Unless you’re stranded on Mars and everyone thinks you’re dead and you’re in a desperate fight against time and the elements to stay

alive. But, you know, other than that edge case there’s no reason.

So I finaly decided I’d just take the hit. I’l be losing some air every time I enter or exit a pop-tent. The good news is each pop-tent

has an air feed valve on the outside. Remember, these are emergency shelters. The occupants might need air, and you can provide it from a rover by hooking up an air line. It’s nothing more than a tube that equalizes the rover’s air with the pop-tent’s.

The Hab and the rovers use the same valve and tubing standards, so I was able to attach the pop tents directly to the Hab. That’l

automaticaly replenish the air I lose with my entries and exits (what we NASA folk cal ingress and egress).

NASA was not fu@king around with these emergency tents. The moment I pushed the panic button in the rover, there was an ear-

popping whoosh as the pop-tent fired out, attached to the rover airlock. It took about two seconds.

I closed the airlock from the rover side and ended up with a nice, isolated pop-tent. Setting up the equalizer hose was trivial (for once I’m using equipment the way it was designed to be used). Then, after a few trips through the airlock (with the air-loss automaticaly

equalized by the Hab) I got the dirt in.

I repeated the process for the other tent. Everything went realy easily.

Sigh… water.

In high school, I played a lot of Dungeons and Dragons. (You may not have guessed this Botanist / Mechanical Engineer was a bit of a

nerd in high school, but indeed I was). In the game I played a Cleric. One of the magic spels I could cast was “Create Water”. I always

thought it was a realy stupid spel, and it never came up. Boy what I wouldn’t give to be able to do that in real life right now.

Anyway. That’s a problem for tomorrow.

For tonight, I have to get back to “Three’s Company.” I stopped last night in the middle of the episode where Mr. Roper saw

something and took it out of context.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 30

I have an idioticaly dangerous plan for getting the water I need. And boy do I mean dangerous. But I don’t have much choice. I’m

out of ideas and I’m due for another dirt-doubling in a few days. When I do the final doubling, I’l be doubling on to al that new soil I’ve brought in. If I don’t wet it first, it’l just die.

There isn’t a lot of water here on Mars. There’s ice at the poles, but they’re too far away. If I want water I’l have to make it from

scratch. Fortunately, I know the recipe: Take hydrogen. Add oxygen. Burn.

Let’s take them one at a time. I’l start with oxygen.

I have a fair bit of O2 reserves, but not enough to make 250 liters of water. Two high-pressure tanks at one end of the Hab are my

entire supply (plus the air in the Hab of course). They each contain 25 liters of liquid O2. The Hab would only use them in an emergency; it has the Oxygenator to balance the atmosphere. The reason the O2 tanks are here is to feed the spacesuits and rovers.

Anyway, the reserve oxygen would only be enough to make 100L of water (50L of O2 makes 100L of molecules that only have one

O each). That would mean no EVAs for me, and no emergency reserves. And it would make less than half the water I need. Out of the

question.

But oxygen’s easier to find on Mars than you might think. The atmosphere is 98% CO2. And I happen to have a machine whose sole

purpose is liberating oxygen from CO2. Yay Oxygenator!

One problem: The atmosphere is very thin. About 1/90th the pressure on Earth. So it’s hard to colect. Getting air from outside to

inside is nearly impossible. The whole purpose of the Hab is to keep that sort of thing from happening. The tiny amount of Martian

atmosphere that enters when I use an airlock is laughable.

That’s where the MAV fuel plant comes in.

My crewmates took the MAV away weeks ago. But the bottom half of it stayed behind. NASA is not in the habit of putting

unnecessary sh@t in to orbit. It left the landing gear, ingress ramp, and fuel plant behind. Remember how the MAV made its own fuel with help from the Martian atmosphere? Step one of that is to colect CO2 and store it in a high pressure vessel. Once I get that hooked up to the Hab’s power, it’l give me half a liter of liquid CO2 per hour, indefinitely. After 5 days it’l have made 125L of CO2, which wil make 125L of O2 after I feed it through the Oxygenator.

That’s enough to make 250L of water. So I have a plan for oxygen.

The hydrogen wil be a little trickier.

I considered raiding the hydrogen fuel-cels, but I need those batteries to maintain power at night. If I don’t have that, It’l get too cold.

I could bundle up, but the cold would kil my crops. And each fuel cel only has a smal amount of H2 anyway. It’s just not worth sacrificing so much usefulness for so little gain. The one thing I have going for me is that energy is not a problem. I don’t want to give that up.

So I’l have to go a different route.

I often talk about the MAV. But now I want to talk about the MDV.

During the most terrifying 23 minutes of my life, four of my crewmates and I tried not to sh@t ourselves while Martinez piloted the MDV

down to the surface. It was kind of like being in a tumble-dryer.

First, we descended from Hermes, and decelerated our orbital velocity so we could start faling properly. Everything was smooth until

we hit the atmosphere. If you think turbulence is rough in a jetliner going 720kph, just imagine what it’s like at 28,000kph.

Several staged sets of chutes deployed automaticaly to slow our descent, then Martinez manualy piloted us to the ground, using the

thrusters to slow descent and control our lateral motion. He’d trained for this for years, and he did his job extraordinarily wel. He

exceeded al plausible expectations of landings, putting us just nine meters from the target. The guy just plain owned that landing.

Thanks, Martinez! You may have saved my life!

Not because of the perfect landing, but because he left so much fuel behind. Hundreds of liters of unused Hydrazine. Each molecule of

Hydrazine has four hydrogen atoms in it. So each liter of Hydrazine has enough hydrogen for two liters of water.

I did a little EVA today to check. The MDV has 292L of juice left in the tanks. Enough to make a almost 600L of water! Way more

than I need!

There’s just one catch: Liberating hydrogen from Hydrazine is… wel… it’s how rockets work. It’s realy, realy hot. And dangerous. If

I do it in an oxygen atmosphere, the heat and newly liberated hydrogen wil explode. There’l be a lot of H2O at the end, but I’l be too

dead to appreciate it.

At its root, Hydrazine is pretty simple. The Germans used it as far back as World War II for rocket-assisted fighter fuel (and

occasionaly blew themselves up with it).

Al you have to do is run it over a catalyst (which I can extract from the MDV engine) and it wil turn in to nitrogen and hydrogen. I’l

spare you the chemistry, but the end result is that 5 molecules of Hydrazine becomes 5 molecules of harmless N2 and 10 molecules of

lovely H2. During this process, it goes through an intermediate step of being ammonia. Chemistry, being the sloppy bit@h it is, ensures

there’l be some ammonia that doesn’t react with the Hydrazine, so it’l just stay ammonia. You like the smel of ammonia? Wel it’l be

prevalent in my increasingly helish existence.

The chemistry is on my side. The question now is how do I actualy make this reaction happen slowly and how do I colect the

hydrogen? The answer is: I don’t know.

I suppose I’l think of something. Or die.

Anyway, much more important: I simply can’t abide the replacement of Chrissie with Cindy. “Three’s Company” may never be the

same after this fiasco. Time wil tel.