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NUMEROLOGY

NUMBER OF:

minutes it takes Olly’s dad to begin yelling after he arrived home last night: 8

complaints about the goddamn roast beef being overcooked again: 4

times Olly’s mom apologized 6

times Olly’s dad called Kara a goddamn freak for wearing black nail polish: 2

minutes it takes Olly’s mom to remove Kara’s nail polish: 3

times Olly’s dad mentions that he knows someone had been drinking his goddamn whisky: 5

that he’s the smartest guy in the house: 2

that no one should forget that he makes all the money: 2

pun-filled jokes it takes to get Olly feeling marginally better when he IMs at 3 AM: 5

times he writes “it doesn’t matter” during our IM conversation: 7

hours of sleep I got last night: 0

cigarettes Kara buried in the garden this morning: 4

visible bruises on Olly’s mom: 0

invisible bruises: Uncertain

hours until I see Olly again: 0.5